The Guardian described Wampire as: “Creepy, but in a good way.” Sometimes, you just have to defer to the masters and accept you aren’t going to do any better than that. Wampire are Rocky Tinder and Eric Phipps, two men from Oregon who certainly look like their exposure to sunlight has been minimal. That doesn’t mean they don’t know how to have fun though – ‘Orchards’, with its horror-pastiche video and offbeat sound, is a joy.